know that we all fall down




college student studying Criminal Justice. lover of any and all things Glee, OneRepublic, StarKid, The Hunger Games, Chuck, and Harry Potter. there are probably a lot of things I'm forgetting, but you get the idea. :)


I’m going to say that it was Colonel Mustard in the parking lot with the shopping cart…

  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

quarterquellorg:

BRAND NEW Mockingjay - Part 1 Character Posters

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

2damnfeisty:

gradientlair:

nuneyskid:

50-year anniversary of the 9/15/1963 murder of four African-American girls in the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Birmingham, Alabama.

Their names are Cynthia Wesley, Carole Robinson, Addie Mae Collins and Denise McNair.

Never forget that they killed young black women as well.

I go to school in Birmingham, and we did a whole concert series last year for the 50th anniversary of the Civil Rights movement in Alabama and these girls as well.

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

startear:

malkatz:

The only way this gif

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gets better

is if you reverse it

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he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”

what is this

why am I laughing so much

Everybody look left, everybody look right.

thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

trexinvadingtheoperahouse:

I’m certain the Vulcans were like “We get that you’re half human, so you can keep ONE emotional/human response and you can use it as much as you like.”

And Spock was like “Sass.”

#fortunecookie #wisewords

bringbackterrythewizard:

this song never gets old