know that we all fall down




college student studying Criminal Justice. lover of any and all things Glee, OneRepublic, StarKid, The Hunger Games, Chuck, and Harry Potter. there are probably a lot of things I'm forgetting, but you get the idea. :)


  • me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
  • mom: finish the one you have sweetie
  • me: it's empty
  • mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

me listening to sad songs

lokeanconcubine:

stilllovingdisney:

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

I JUST CAN’T ORDER.

cliffsfords:

damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob

image

muirin007:

missprg:

missprg:

Oh hello, Mr. Longbottom! (x)

Friendly reminder that in the books, he’s a teacher at Hogwarts. Now imagine your teacher looking like that…

HOLY CRAP.

  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

official-nepeta:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

Where the fuck did that gif come from

The lion king bloopers

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

books-glorious-books:

booknerding:

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

Isn’t it obvious?

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.